Transportation in West Virginia on Dipity.

FUTURAMA STOP BEING GOOD

"You call that an ink defense?"

The correct collective noun for 2-5 nerds is a "party." For 6-40 nerds, use "raid." For more than 40 nerds, use "convention."

Idea for a story of some kind: An astute necromancer/dark lord realizes that the majority of battles are won by the cuter army, not the stronger one, and begins changing his army thusly. "Next, skeletons: I need you all to pretend you're French. This makes it MUCH easier to make jokes like 'bon ami' and 'bon apetite.'"

Getting ready in the morning. Looked at the tag on my underwear: "DO NOT SET ON FIRE!" Is that normally a problem? "New pair of underpants, test #7: Flame Resistance."

So I've recently been signing petitions and writing my representatives in congress about topics that interest me, and I actually got a form letter back from my senator.

It's not much, but it's nice to know someone in his office will probably read it.

Phrase to describe something eerie/creepy: "Not an owl." Example: "'The shadow from that tree looks like a monster!' 'Yeah, that is not an owl.'"

STOP HIM! THAT MADMAN POISONING THE WORLD'S CIANIDE SUPPLY!

How's this for a euphamism:?"Mother of ducks."

I think the next constitutional ammendment should restrict members of the house to no more than 2 consecutive terms in office.

Watching a cop drama with my parents. I can't read any of the characters or musical cues. It's like watching a foreign comedy or reading a literally translated novel.

So busy. Crazy rainstorm.