Inside every living person is a dead person trying to get out - Terry Pratchett

At a certain point, the difference between an anime convention center and a refugee camp approaches zero

Got an answering machine for a "Big Boy Toys." Not sure if it's a toy store for toddlers, a hardware store, or a gay "adult" store

Instead of a fiscal cliff, we need a physical cliff, where ineffective politicians are hurled onto the rocks below