FUN BELLYDANCE FACTS: 90% of the average bellydancer's outfit is composed of safety pins.

First world problems: Eating a handful of trail mix while pooping/Dropped a blue M&M in the toilet

Any time I hear someone's cell phone go off in the distance, I always feel a twinge of dread that it's an alarm clock and today was a dream.

My sandwich is cut into dinosaurs. I am an adult.

Inside every living person is a dead person trying to get out - Terry Pratchett

At a certain point, the difference between an anime convention center and a refugee camp approaches zero

Got an answering machine for a "Big Boy Toys." Not sure if it's a toy store for toddlers, a hardware store, or a gay "adult" store

Instead of a fiscal cliff, we need a physical cliff, where ineffective politicians are hurled onto the rocks below